Ahhh, innit cute? Well, not really at the moment, but if you're as sad as me you might find grainy indecipherable images of my impending offspring interesting. Otherwise, you won't. Ho hum.

Anyway, here are the most recent scans of whatever it is that's making the wife look like a beached whale.

I would like to point out that in no way are the views expressed on this site be taken as derogatory in any way to beached whales...