Thursday, March 31, 2005

Chloë Is One!

More pictures can be found here...

 Tuesday, March 15, 2005

Zak Is Two

Zak

It's Zaks' second birthday today. Here's a picture of the birthday boy taken at stupid o'clock this morning.

 Wednesday, March 09, 2005

National Dickhead Driver Day

I must have missed the announcement that today was National Dickhead Driver Day, but I've seen some fine examples of idiot motoring this morning - so well done to all concerned.

For those of you who don't know, I commute by car from Yeovil to Sunbury three days a week; a journey which normally takes me about two hours. So naturally I've had plenty of opportunity to observe the nation taking enthusiastically to this special day.

The first example this morning happened within five minutes of leaving the house; carved up on a mini-roundabout by a Subaru doing (at a conservative estimate) 50mph in a 30mph zone. Excellent start.

But the award for the day has to go to the driver I witnessed on the A303 at about 07:15 this morning on the single carriageway eastbound just before Chicklade.

I was three cars behind a lorry travelling at (an admittedly frustrating) 50mph. A car five positions behind me decided to overtake the entire queue while going around a blind corner. Sheer genius.

I’m looking forward to the journey home this evening to see if this mornings efforts can be outdone.

 Tuesday, March 08, 2005

Extreme Keyboard Remapping

While I was out at work today, and while Bec was briefly sorting things out upstairs, my nearly two year old son Zak took it upon himself to remap half my keyboard to various squiggles and symbols that not even Prince could pronounce, with a permanent marker pen!

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Ahh, the joys of parenthood...

Sudan One Joke

Customer: Worcester sauce crisps please
Shopkeeper: Sorry can't, it's off the shelves; cancer scare.
Customer: Oh right, Chinese Chicken Wings?
Shopkeeper: Ah that's the same. Cancer scare
Customer: Hamburger Relish?
Shopkeeper: Cancer scare
Customer: Sausage and Mash?
Shopkeeper: Cancer scare
Customer: Cottage Pie?
Shopkeeper: Yes ...no wait, cancer scare.
Customer: So they're all off the shelves because of a cancer scare?
Shopkeeper: Yes
Customer: (sigh) Just give me a packet of fags then.
Shopkeeper: Certainly. £4.50 please!